Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams
Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty- five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.
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Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams
Reminds me of Pride and Prejudice. Yes, I do believe everyone in that book is a gold-digger, including (especially) Elizabeth. -__-
(Source: ozneo)
No one is unique, but everyone is important.
A beautiful woman with no mind is like a masterpiece drawn on a napkin.